Now I hope I didn’t screw this up, but if you DO like the idea of having a Michelin-starred chef coming into your home and preparing a decadent, world-class, just-for-you dinner tonight, then you’re in luck.

Chef Mike Beltran will be joining us this evening, or rather, we will be joining him.

Here.

In our kitchen.

And there’s wine.

Here is the menu, and I’ve gotta be honest, I can’t read a lot of this shit, but I figure this is more about the journey than the destination anyway.

Right? Right.

Happy birthday to my best friend. To the most wonderful, thoughtful and loving wife. A total superstar of a mother. And a friend with a heart of pure, can’t-get-it-in-stores gold.